Those damn Muslims will do anything to destroy our culture and way of life.  Now they're even try to infiltrate our commercials and subvert our wholesome domestic icons with their insidious subliminal propaganda.

Fortunately Michele Malkin is on duty to rescue us from this sinister creeping mind-poison.

In her rôle as second in line to succeed to the office of the President, I want that Goddamn mouthwhore impeached for failing to protect the Constitution that she swore to serve, and I want it right Goddamn now.

I have strong feelings on gun control, so in the context of this debate snippet, I was wondering if we should debate which candidate is most pro-gun control:

A surprising amount of the Democratic candidates claimed to have had guns in their household. Look for reporters to follow-up with them and find out what kind and when.

Gravel, Biden, Dodd, Richardson, and Kucinich raised their hands. Clinton, Obama, and Edwards didn't.

Afghan opium 'hits record output'!  Let's hear it for the workers of Afghanistan, for showing such industry and devotion to the free market ideal.